You can hear the embarrassment in his voice when he says, "Oh God, it's Mom." That's how you know this is real.

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

Yet, here's why this type of narrative is dangerous. You're taking a handful of instances in a 20 year time frame and making it sound like an epidemic. Are there bad, racist cops? Yes. Are there people in the system who don't necessarily work towards justice? Yes.

Sure, each of the instances you mention is unfair,…

Biscuit....not a cookie...a biscuit.

As a 4th year university student, I am ashamed to admit that I am feeling also more and more distant from my family as well. We text back and forth less and less now, and I am never the one initiating any of the contact. Life is so short, and to think I am depriving my parents the one thing they probably need the most…

Absolutely, but you were the killjoy, who tried to intimidate me with her bullshit medical terms, and then you got defensive because I happened to be able to call you on your bullshit terms...

I bet you're not fun at parties.

and i bet they make some kind of meta comment on this too. like chris pratt says "how come your dinosaurs don't have feathers?" and the business guy is like "our research shows that genetically accurate dinosaurs don't attract as many theme park guests."

He was right! Raptors want to be our friend!

Only the ones who think Final Fantasy XV is actually coming out.

You mean you couldn't just tell from the terrible acting going on?

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

What?

Whelp, looks like I'm pirating these games. I hate UPlay more than anything.

Pretty deep into the uncanny valley.

And being a couple dozen feet underwater.

I don't remember her saying stuff shouldn't outright exist. She's never had a "ban this filth" mentality at all.

Don't imply things like "the US is the worst in the world" and then shuffle off with "oh by the way I'm just talking about Northern Europe in comparison." If you want to compare the US to *just* Northern Europe, go nuts. Just don't roll with this "it's a uniquely US" thing.