Now do Neera and the army of consultants who decided to skip the Upper Midwest and who are still trashing Sarandon rather than doing any kind of self-criticism.

Please don’t post pornography on Jezebel Dot Com, this is a family site. 

Totally - why bother trying to stop any air pollution unless you stop every single instance of it at once?

What does this have to do with simplifying regulations? Everything was going according to plan before Trump decided to get involved. His people are the reason things are so complicated all of a sudden.

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

It was perfect. Get the spicy.

I read the NYT article this morning. The thing that jumped out at me was this:

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

I’m ok with this. Robert DeNiro used his good name and decades of earned credibility to sucker millions of hardworking Americans into paying for tickets to several of his movies that came out in the 21st century. I still haven’t forgotten Showtime. Or Godsend. Or Hide and Seek. Or Shark Tale. All of those happened…

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

I’d prefer a where are they now segment on the boxers from Punch-Out.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

No it isn’t, shut up.

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

““(Lemon) put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle fingers into (Hice’s) mustache and under (Hice’s) nose,” Hice claims.”

I find it weird we’re collectively seemingly totally ok with conspiracy theories explaining what happened to Epstein but seemingly NOT ok with the much simpler and vastly more frightening explanation that our prison system just sucks this much.  Like now that a rich and famous white dude died, we’re paying attention.