are they going to keep the Spanish name, that seems rude

I just hate Fallon because he’s unfunny and smug, but to each their own.

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

I guarantee you that Blake Farenthold would fall for this.

we’ll have the whole thing recorded, we’ll blank out the face of our guy and we post it on the Internet.

The neo-Nazis have far more allies in law enforcement and the judiciary than anyone wants to admit. This should never have happened. He shouldn’t have been charged. At most, he should have been questioned. There should not have been any trial. His life is damaged because a group of literal neo-Nazis and their white…

I’ve got a crazy idea to get more liberal politicians elected. It may sound insane, but just bear with me for a minute. What if more liberal people voted? And not just, like, every 4 years, but every single chance they have to vote in their town, precinct, county, district, state, whatever the fuck when a ballot comes…

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

He was right to take credit. If he hadn’t shown up at all, Saccone probably would’ve eked it out.

But did he lead off with Whoa Black Betty?

I grew up in Norman, and in high school I worked washing golf carts and shagging balls at the country club the OU coaches got memberships to as part of their contracts. In the summer, we couldn’t leave until the last member was off the course, and Coach Sampson usually played right up until dusk, usually with his son…

Custer - Split into three small groups in the face of terrible odds.

Pretty much yes. Loved that man.

So you want Mark Sanchez. Gotcha.

Jets, Mets and Knicks? Admitting to it publicly?

As a Jets fan, I am fucking excited for this off-season. I’m tired of drafting QBs in the lower rounds and hoping they pan out. It’s all upside with minimal disappointment and rage. How upset can you really be when a 2nd round QB is garbage?

The Jets have a plan.

Logic yes, brains to pull it off, meh.

If it was a large enough bottle, you'd still be drinking it. Think about it.