we’ve all already bought “The Hike,” Magary, give it a rest.

That, kids, is the story of how we got Rob Ryan.

The Chiefs caught a break here. This should give Andy Reid enough time to run their two-minute offense.

Calm down with the all caps, Weather Service. Did you hire my uncle Tommy or something?

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Seriously, I live in central Illinois and it’s not supposed to get here until Saturday and last night at the grocery store was like last helicopter out of Saigon.

BUT... I’ve got frozen pizzas, beer, and some goldfish crackers or some shit the children will eat

They claim it’s an ice storm, but we know the real reason they need to “prep the field.” #IWantToBelieve

At first I thought that would get really repetitive really quickly, but after further reflection, I think men’s feelings can be hurt in so many unique and interesting ways that your idea has real potential. There could be an entire season devoted to how much men’s feelings can be hurt by remakes with female casts.

Well sure they raped her, but she caused them “sustained shame, mortification and hurt feelings” and I think we can all agree that there’s no more heinous crime than making a man feel even remotely uncomfortable for even a second!

If you’re an actual in demand, pretty well known porn star and people try and pull this shit, imagine how bad it is for nobodies.

Right, since the NHL needs one guy from every team, Simmons is clearly the best player on the Flyers this season. Jones and Okposo might be a little strange picks, but maybe they wanted specifically a Dman from the Metro and a forward from the Atlantic, so who knows? It isn’t such a huge disparity between them and…

[points at Frans Nielsen]

Its a skills competition, played for fun. All of the individuals named are exceptional athletes and have earned their play time (either in this season or in others). This is so fucking dumb.

The NHL would be trying to add them to the roster just to drum up interest.....as part of an all-star game whose purpose is to itself to drum up interest. Even if everything the guy said is true, I think it would be a good thing.

I felt the exact same way in the 1980's when the NBA kept selecting Larry Bird and John Stockton to the all star team every year in an obvious attempt to market the league’s white players.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

You know what, I hope TPSH’s “conspiracy” theory is right because it would mean that the NHL actually did something right — it would be an unqualified and indisputably Good Decision for the NHL to improve the visibility of black players in the game in an effort to sell the game to more people.

Facing a 2020 lineup that apparently also includes fucking Mario Cuomo,

A friend of mine has a LT SO and he always tells me how jealous he is that I get to go out and date. He is so, so wrong.

That was awkward as fuck. I’m so glad I’m not single and I don’t have to text new people anymore.