Thats one of my favorite games, changing peoples names a slight amount. "Hi I'm James." "Hey Jim, nice to meet you" the key is to move the conversation on quickly so they can't correct you. Then use that name over and over until they crack.

In terms of bowels, I have had that kind of stuff happen to me. Mainly when I would bender for a couple of days and mainly only eat meat. I typically would wait around the bathroom after the first explosion, knowing there was a good 33% chance I would be needing to do another round soon.

I heard you are a douche bag.

It has everything to do with being in NY. The Dolans own the Knicks and Rangers and therefore are responsible for the cost. You are basing this off of secondary market, which is flawed, because the Rangers and Knicks with the amount of corp sponsors and season ticket holders, only offer a minimal amount of tickets…

Yup. Thanks for proving my point?

Growing up in NY made going to sporting events almost impossible. The Mets would offer some good deals for families as would the Islanders, but the Knicks and Rangers (Read Dolan Family) were tickets that were impossible to afford if you had a family. Not surprised the tickets are so much. I saw someone saying its…

This is out of context. They have been playing montage of clips of people saying the Heat were failures, etc during the year they won. Basically they think its funny when any one talks about the Heat not winning, because they acknowledge LBJ is the best player on the planet and will win. They troll everyone on the…

Go Fuck Yourself. If you don't want to see dudes celebrating, don't watch sports.

I liked Garden State too, but I don't need to see the same self important asshole search for for himself 10 years later.

Fort Worth is basically Midland-Odessa but near a major airport and major city. It's awful.

I think also the fact he reported it and was apologized to, but nothing happened. If anything he lost out on better gigs because he was honest. I agree the suit probably isn't the strongest, but if you want Dwight Howard on the stand, you can probably win.

Hostile work environment... also I am sure the Rockets/NBA will settle rather than having their entire time brought to the stand to deny/admit using hate speech.

No one outside of South Africa knew who she was. How would you even consider her nearly as famous?

I guessing this is in reference to the hack that put out a book in October? Rush Limbaugh also recently referenced. You're a joke if you believe it or listen to Rush Limbaugh for that matter.

Who is Harper?

I had a job where every Sunday night I would watch the Sopranos at a friends house, then go home and watch two to three movies and stay up till 4am, because I knew when I feel asleep, I would awake and have to go to my job. It was an awful experience. I picked up a couple of side gigs (ran a sports league, worked as…

Did the fact its from the Onion tip you off?

Yeah, just called it as well. Left a message that said "I am surprised your voicemail isn't already full."

Wow, I can't believe Nystrom isnt in the HOF. Guess I just assumed. 19 straight playoff series victories is the only thing going for them (4 cups in there). I like seeing the old conference names as well. But I get your point. My Islanders conscience came into being in 1988, when I met Billy Smith. Sad we missed…

Conference Championships leading to the Cup are just dressing, so they should be allowed. The Al Arbor one is similar to a retired number (whose the non-HOFer?). The Billy Joel one is absurd, no defense to that, though I did go to one of the concerts in that run. It doesn't matter they are are from a long time…