Yankees: Raise!

I have no idea where Rick is going to sleep tonight after his wife throws him out of the house. I bet all the hotels in town are crowded, so there must be some way of assuring that he'll have a hotel room available!

Typical Indian giver. Right, Rick?

Yeah, but how much of that is shipping costs...

It might also be the first time the Over/Under is 3.5 points higher than the spread.

that's dust great; +1

Wade has had problems with his ex-wife, so I'm not at all surprised he's got issues with dames.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

I understand that incidents like this aren't indicative of a fan base as a whole, but they still are a small pox on Chiefs fans.

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

Q: What's black and white and read all over?

Cooper trots to the line. Williams lines up for bump coverage.

Some people just love certain numbers. I've even seen old people tattoo their favorites in tiny lettering on their forearms. No idea why; they always get too sad to answer when I ask. I mean, lighten up!

I'd hardly call them mountains. And I'm skeptical of the "challenge" their conquest would present.

So Pig Pen, check this out. I says to her, I look right at her and point and I says "I don't want no fucking bitches leaning on my piano."

Why isn't Rickey Henderson in prison? Now there's a guy who didn't know when to stop fucking around with the minors long after his MLB career was over.

Daly has a tradition of sending out a tweet after he's finished 18. Not sure what he does after he's finished a round of golf.

The lead image features him between an armored SUV and a camouflaged tank.