So what I’ve gathered is being a Comcast customer is akin to being an Amazon employee?

Bruh. Stick ‘em? Ha ha ha. Stick ‘em.

Not terrible. Would bang through six gears.

That’s exactly why I had to abandon the Tundra for a diesel car. I so miss the Tundra though. Had it 7 years from new and it never let me down.

So the Land Cruiser said yes?

I am disappointed that you didn’t tag VW in this post. Those guys need all the help they can get right now.

Man, I haven’t seen Newsies in a while. I wonder if it’s on Netflix.

If that guy doesn’t have a life insurance sales man peddling coverage for kids knock on his door I’ll be disappointed. Or CPS. Either way someone needs to make a house call.

Once Trump builds his wall itll put a stop to the Juandering.

Brazzers.

Aww man this reminded me of a story of an old boss driving his boss’ Aston with the parking brake on for a good while. Now it makes sense.

That dog’s park is worse than his bite.

HMAS Warmonger in American English.

Not in frame was that kid’s helicopter mom rubbing him down in hand sanitizer after hugging Tiger.

/picturenotation

In my mind I am pretending he knew the distance and announced “From Me” when he shot it.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Sooo road trip from Texas? I’ll drive. I really wanna know if you hit that powerball.

I believe tech writers need to resuscitate the “death panels” term when speaking about Windows phones. Whoever thought to use, what amounts to be, massive icons on devices with the smallest screens deserves to be fired. And if they want to earn their job back then introduce the tag line “We will break in to any device…

If I remember correctly it was also the first race after NASCAR lifted the ban on going three wide. I think.