Almostas bad as having to watch Jordan’s last all-star game and everyone feeding him the rock to build a new arena.

I heard someone caught him talking to Phil Jackson after and the conversation looking serious. Also, when are they just gonna go ahead and name Whoopi the head coach?

Stop trying to church it up. $11k, $11 thousand, five euros. Anything but grand. It just breaks my heart to see you lying to yourself.

I like the thing. It’s a hot hatch with a big booty. I saw one the other day wrapped in a satin gray and I wanted to follow it in traffic all day.

And this just in. U2 has pre-ordered all available.

I believe that is one of the reasons Apple stopped running Flash.

Be honest. To read the comment or scroll down to see $kaycog’s pic?

I’m glad to hear it was a torrent of pee. Just imagine if he was trying to seed instead.

I wish a tire company would take a page from HP and other printer and ink manufacturers’ book and give these away free. With drift mode I’m sure they could make a couple bucks after it all with tire purchases.

Mustang grand coupé!!!

As soon as she flips a tank I will certify her credentials.

I have to give it up to another 335d driver.

I never thought I’d see the day someone at Jalopnik was upset Porsche gave them wood.

You saying he doesn’t have enough friends?

Ask VW if you can buy a diesel and then right a rabid post about them letting you.

So do you pronounce it waytherman?

“Well damn it. Why didn’t LeBron tell me to think of that”?

I applaud your wrenching. Especially since I assume you don’t have all that much space. But damn it if that $5 ain’t a great friggin’ deal.

I see Ted Cruz is finally getting serious about raising money for his campaign. This has to sting a little though.

Sniff tester 1: Smells like the 80's.