I have to give it up to another 335d driver.

I never thought I’d see the day someone at Jalopnik was upset Porsche gave them wood.

You saying he doesn’t have enough friends?

Ask VW if you can buy a diesel and then right a rabid post about them letting you.

So do you pronounce it waytherman?

C’mon guys. This is obviously commentary on today’s police force being incompetent with their own video capture devices. #militaryindustrialcomplex #militarypolicestate

As long as they don’t have a dress code they should fine. Shopping Amazon while wearing clothes just doesn’t feel right.

“Well damn it. Why didn’t LeBron tell me to think of that”?

I applaud your wrenching. Especially since I assume you don’t have all that much space. But damn it if that $5 ain’t a great friggin’ deal.

I see Ted Cruz is finally getting serious about raising money for his campaign. This has to sting a little though.

Sniff tester 1: Smells like the 80's.

Texas is a wonderous place that has accommodations for nearly anyone. If you can’t find something you like here then you can’t find it anywhere.

The intentional foul always felt like intentionally walking a batter to me. You commit the foul or walk in an effort to put the offense into the hands of the weakest player.

When you take delivery I’d encourage you to glove up. You’ll lose a little feel but it’ll help you maintain control and avoid a costly accident that’ll just end up with you driving a minivan.

Awww man this makes me miss being a kid on Yokota.

I would encourage future owners to shave those nameplates as soon as they get em or some teen is just gonna rip it off and fuck shit up. Anyone remember hood ornaments?

Alright, only read a couple sentences so far but I appreciate you making up fake names to protect the innocent.

You hush your mouth. That was my favorite plane as a kid and it’s always been gorgeous.

I think your marathon analogy proves the counter-point. Do something does indeed make you a something doer.

I read this after the correction so I assumed you were implying they just mated a bunch of other hatches and met somewhere in the middle like makers do, but then you revealed they instead went the complete other direction and just did their own thing. Because ya know drift mode.