Man, first Hugh sells the mansion and is now slanging doughnuts? Fucking internet porn ruins everything.

Iremember how quick Sprint’s first LTE towers were when they went up. But those are just memories now.

So if he spells out Pistons does he get a free car? Because if he doesn’t get a free car I don’t care.

I don’t know why but I didn’t start laughing until I scrolled down and saw “Take down, two points”.

Idon’t think the ranger is gonna like this, generic larger brown bear companion.

I think the best part is that this was basically a police action by the Iranians. So all these knuckle heads that tell people to comply with local authority or face consequences should quit the friggin’ double talk. Gotta love election season.

I would add a classic restored bronco and a restomod raptor bronco.

Did you just compliment her bottom?

I am assuming the back door was setting an admin password to “sorry eh” and nobody knew.

Yeah, this definitely feels like a Monday post.

Really?

Idon’t believe people that party are in the strictest sense alcoholics. Alcoholics visit the liquor store and go home or quietly sit at the bar and get hammered. I think it’s the combination of festivities and booze the he craves and that’s a different kind of dependency.

This might sound dumb but a used VW dieselgate diesel. I’d like to know the before and after fix performance. What you may be entitled to buying having known of the issue. If it gets more hate messages then the hummer. The VW experience at the dealership. Etc. But mostly what will happen with value.

I imagine he also offered mustache rides.

I like to pretend the computer is consciously making the decision to perplex people. Because skynet.

I imagine someone will eventually have fun driving this thing from gas station to gas station. I’m assuming it’ll have the range of a Barbie Powerwheels.

I can’t wait to see what pops up down here once Jalopnik cruises over.

Did he give them the trucker horn honk motion? Because I would have given them the trucker horn honk motion.

Like good old Albert Eistoleyourideastein.

Where did that come from?