Jet fuel doesn’t cause concussions.

I knew he would.

I believe Vick threw a solid block a couple weeks ago.

I prefer the whip.

If you're next YouTube video isn't you eating a lemon then I quit.

Obama’s plan is to provoke local militia in an attempt to ready them to arms. They think a sovereign attack is imminent but it’s really an attempt to focus non-military assests in case of a land invasion from foreign power. Call your citizens to arms without alerting threatening foreign states. I’m a little drunk and…

Jesus Christ. That worked so well I feel like you set everything up yourself. I shudder at your greatness.

Sweet. Never knew that.

I’ve learned from forums that BMW radios just sometimes don’t work.

Report: Bills GM “Went Rogue” in Cutting Fred Jackson’s Brake Lines.

I wonder if this is an instance, if caught early, where Narcan could have saved his life. I've heard some folks speak against it being sold over the counter, but to me it makes sense to have available.

What the actual fuck. It looks like Utley never tagged the bag. And I certainly hope the knee to his dome hurt like a mother since he put his head where it didn't belong. Even Trump would have called him out.

Bartman game ruined my 21st birthday. Being a Cubs fan ruined the previous 20.

The video kind of reminds me of swim practice where the hardest part was getting yourself to jump in the pool.

I love to think he was explaining this segment to some intern and now there is a pending lawsuit.

Can I . . . kick it?

When I watched it with SAP turned on he said caliente.

Like a good neighbor State farm is there. With a new stadium.

I am half Korean and can’t eat and drink without very uncomfortable side effects so when I was drinking a lot I lost a ton of weight because I wasn’t eating so I could drink. I’m gonna write a book. How to lose weight and your job in a month.

Unless the Redskins win the division then it’s racists to the top!