I never thought I’d agree with ‘em, but maybe football would be safer without helmets.

This shit is getting real old real quick. What the actual fuck is wrong with people. Turn the effin' camera to landscape.

I love your Australian point of view. It's refreshing.

Jesus, man. Self-loathe much?

Ah, I get it now. You're just a coddled whiny bitch. My mistake.

So that joke seemed to upset you more than it should have.

I guess nobody told him those guys are all union labor before the game started.

Cromartie wanted that touchback more than Jared Fogle.

Is that a tablet for a rearview? Fantastic.

I think this photo is further proof that cops trust black folks. They trust them so much they felt they could just relax and take some time for themselves.

Now I truly hope your marriage lasts a great many happy years, however, if it doesn’t you better take your pretty little bride down to CarMax and tell us what they offer for her.

It is, but it should be two. He should have at least pretended to get on defense after he pretended he was on offense.

Purdidn't

Two things: He just stands there and stares down the receiver before AND after the reception.

If anyone wants to bring class into this then know John Jay ain’t the nicest school in the Northside Independent School District. And hasn’t been for many years.

I hate when they choose the same character I do.

Wtf, Alfred. I had you iron a white shirt yet you neglect to iron the newspaper?

That homerun trot was lame.

Well China is making land. And I imagine they will make some hummers too.

If any group is going to save the manuals it will be Europe. Some of the things we love are probably still around because of markets outside of the US. It just sucks we get teased with releases of awesome vehicles around the globe that they can’t seem to ship to the US. Living in San Antonio I get to see Mexican…