I can't even. Now I feel odd.

Or maybe a roach for each wheel? And another to drive accessories?

Well I guess he decided not to get a shave with that hair cut. I imagine it’s because Amazon has not cut these guys a check yet so I’ll let it slide. Police that moustache, mister.

Lol.

Hmmm, I think I might prefer rotating roaches as opposed to one lasting 20 years. I don't know why, but I feel a little better about torturing many versus just the one for so long.

How often do I have to replace the roach? And does this mean my vehicle would be drivable during/after a nuclear winter?

I still kind feel like the Challenger looks like a gym rat that always skips leg day. Don't get me wrong I would take any made prior to or after this one, but it's in my mind and I can't shake it.

Not certain. We have no prior sample because Goodell sucks his own dick.

Passenger: Slow down.

So it sounds like drinking involves drinking.

On which the guilt is the best part.

Jar.

My computer is to smart to let me capitalize random letters within words. I am assuming yours was too.

I was gonna say something, but my ignorance looking for clarification really just sounded like excuses for other people's terrible behavior and that was definitely not my intent. I will admit, though, that I am not well enough read to understand the message in that passage as much as I would like to. As much as I need…

I drove a Tundra that got terrible gas mileage for years so I don't have a dog in this fight. However, I was at a friend's hair salon where they asked me to rip the foil they use for coloring hair and was told to rip five sheets at a time. Which I joked "did they teach that in aluminum foil ripping class"? In which I…

This reminds of a time I drove to a bar with some buddies and the only parking available was street parking. So we drive by a gap and I stop and survey. My buddies tell me I’m not gonna fit. Well I have no depth perception and decided they were wrong. And guess what — they were wrong. I took that six speed turbo four…

I heard the baby in the yellow diaper had urine thrown at it as Jenny McCarthy yelled "vaccinator".

Honestly, I figured that was the case.

Hey Stef, if it fits I would suggest you drop a “thoughtfully” in the headline between the band name and drops.

I truly appreciate how in touch these guys seem to be. Worrying about someone else's embarrassment while they are struggling through a difficult time makes me believe they understand how vulnerable someone can feel through those extremely stressful times. I'm glad humanity still exists and that people can still…