Not certain. We have no prior sample because Goodell sucks his own dick.

Passenger: Slow down.

So it sounds like drinking involves drinking.

On which the guilt is the best part.

Jar.

My computer is to smart to let me capitalize random letters within words. I am assuming yours was too.

I was gonna say something, but my ignorance looking for clarification really just sounded like excuses for other people's terrible behavior and that was definitely not my intent. I will admit, though, that I am not well enough read to understand the message in that passage as much as I would like to. As much as I need…

I drove a Tundra that got terrible gas mileage for years so I don't have a dog in this fight. However, I was at a friend's hair salon where they asked me to rip the foil they use for coloring hair and was told to rip five sheets at a time. Which I joked "did they teach that in aluminum foil ripping class"? In which I…

This reminds of a time I drove to a bar with some buddies and the only parking available was street parking. So we drive by a gap and I stop and survey. My buddies tell me I’m not gonna fit. Well I have no depth perception and decided they were wrong. And guess what — they were wrong. I took that six speed turbo four…

I heard the baby in the yellow diaper had urine thrown at it as Jenny McCarthy yelled "vaccinator".

Honestly, I figured that was the case.

Hey Stef, if it fits I would suggest you drop a “thoughtfully” in the headline between the band name and drops.

I truly appreciate how in touch these guys seem to be. Worrying about someone else's embarrassment while they are struggling through a difficult time makes me believe they understand how vulnerable someone can feel through those extremely stressful times. I'm glad humanity still exists and that people can still…

Then that's just shitty luck. I hope you guys at least got all the sand out.

Might I add a step before your first? Keep your stuff at your hotel and not in a car that won't be monitored at all. If you carry no valuables and don't appear valuable then you might go unseen by the less friendly locals.

Aww man? Was the firmware not a release version or something?

If that was a male bird then the pitch would have been real tiger skin. Not that artificial shit.

Did you guys not get any actual hands-on time with the camera? I was kinda looking forward to seeing some sample shots taken with this. Low-light and what-not.

I don't care about the bod. Look at that beard. The man has more hair on his face than on his hid. Did he go through puberty while potty training?