Looks like they left plenty of room to go off some sweet jumps. Have gap — will travel.

I see that Rover has a two tone paint job. I was expecting 50 shades.

And this why Laura loved Stefan, Steve.

You could have almost quoted anyone in pop culture and you picked Taylor Swift? TAYLOR SWIFT!?! You better go change your oil or adjust some carb for the warmer weather or something. I am embarrassed for you. I really am.

Oh my sides. I just saw the tag for this article. I'm dyin' here.

I've never seen one on any of the sites. Maybe you should switch to IE.

Want me to bring my 2011 335d up from San Antonio so we can "compare" them?

Woooooooo. Gonna get cold cocked today. Woooooooo.

Scanner selfie. Creates Facebook profile. Gets on Tinder. Reproduces with other slutty, self-aware scanners. Skynet.

Oh, and if you subscribe to the $1 a drink philosophy (bravo for that) think about how many items your server is bringing and tipping at least 20% won't seem that extravagant. They may bring fifty items to your table of two if you're getting several courses.

I see you're point, but you're a little off. The waiter at the type of restaurant the article is covering is almost always a seasoned professional. Serving for years before even getting his foot in the door at a high end restaurant. They are experts of their craft. You're paying for a specialist and not someone…

In my head I imagine the truck saying "excuse me pardon me pardon me excuse me."

Whenever I see a race car take flight I say in my head "so long and thanks for all the fish."

I love the gif. Who pulls an engine out when you can just pull the car off?

From what I just read it almost appears begging Lifetime to give her a biopic is a veiled hope that something terrible happens to her first.

This is one handsome car.

Anyone try this with a dog in the room yet?

I'd say Toyota is beating a dead horse, but they don't put any in the Corolla.

While it's a touch smaller — I've read reviews calling it a mid-sized sedan and that it was the best ever. I bought one and cannot disagree. It's the all new 2011 BMW 335d. And if you've noticed any of my posts lately you'll realize I'm not gonna stop talking about the damn thing so everyone go find one and we can…

Word of advice. Never ask me for car buying advice. I always seem to get people to spend more than they planned.