I still think they should lay rubber into the HTC logo on the back and those two lines on top and bottom. That would be amazing.

I recently bought a 2011 BMW 335d from CarMax with their MaxCare warranty. I'm only upset I didn't get the 125k miles. I've put 2500 miles on it in a week because it's just so damn fun to drive again I can't stop myself.

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With he nature of the article I expected a propeller beanie though.

I'm still trying to decide on which tuning solution to use on my 2011 BMW 335d. Unfortunately, the North American model was slightly neutered so we don't have all the same tuning solutions here in the states. Also, it seems that the boards have died down a little now that people aren't buying these new anymore. So,…

*rolls up newspaper*

I just came in here to poo on Chevy dealers a little bit. My brother in law works at an Acura store and one of his co-workers bought a new Corvette. After 500 miles it was obvious the tranny was effed up and he took it to the dealer. It has now been with the dealer for over three weeks. The owner is quite upset…

You have an i8? *Sits at grandpa's feet by the fire legs crossed and eyes wide.* I'm ready. Tell me all about it.

Jebus, what is with all the Tavarish hate lately? Alright fuck heads — don't buy any car if you wanna bitch about maintenance costs. Every car has them. Hell, don't even fucking walk places because you're gonna have to spend money on shoes, food for your face, pants if you're in a school zone and whatever else people…

Let's trailer it over to the three sisters and go for a drive.

Terrible crash. But LOL at the State Farm banner ad at the top of my page.

Driving through Boerne today I saw two woman in their 50s in a Raptor. I just wanted to high-five them both. Most of the time it's a Mercedes SUV or similar in that area.

I'm gonna flee from police today. I should pull up my pants and tie my shoes.

Mazda tried something with their Speed 6 when they were released that slowed the sales, but I applauded. Only available in three pedal form.

Shwing batter batter as he releases ever pitch would be amusing.

Cook your Ferrari like a man. When the fluids no longer flow from the car it's well done.

Nah, I just realized I can change it from one click to three for lane changes. I was wondering why some of the ones I test drove and mine didn't.

Also, the lease returns the BMW store had on the lot had less miles, but the interiors were treated like crap. Hell, one of them looked to have a blood stain on the rear center seat belt and was also rear ended. So I bought my 335d with a few more miles that was one OWNER at CarMax with a pristine interior. And it…

Ahhh and now I know why some women go after guys with a BMW. They need to clean their lady parts and they can get free drinks.

If memory serves — it was prom night?