Man, who repainted it? It looks amazing.

It makes me miss the combat flight sim games Jane's used to put out. ATF comes to mind first.

And apparently he was praying for the Bears.

LOL. He is even trying to collect the rays of our yellow sun.

The feeling you get driving a GT-R on the road is not that you're bored; it's that the car itself is bored. And that makes you feel inadequate. And bitter.

So glad that wasn't a blooper reel at the end.

I love cup holders in the way when slamming through gears and mashing my fist into a 40oz soda.

GF: Bird poop on you is good luck, right?

I'd say congrats on the gold card, but it's not an AMEX, it's not the 80's and I am not a borderline, coked up prostitute.

How do you spell patina?

The Car Max warranty alone makes it worth it.

Man, I just heard the coolest story about Ditka from a friend about when he was a kid roaming around a hotel service elevator. They ended up on a terrace where Ditka and other important folk were having a dinner meeting and they stumbled in on it. Staff tried to usher them out, but Ditka told them to be brought to…

I think every parent that has a college age child talking about going cross country instead of college thinks it's a joke and waste of time. Find yourself in your thirties like an adult.

Knowing the nature of the internet and the propensity for ass-hatedness of FSU fans this smacks of witness intimidation.

This steroid thing is turning out to be a real pain in the George Costanza wallet.

Sequel to Dude, Where's My Car?

I know I'm Joe Maddon, but it's still the Cubs guys. #getseveryonedrunkaheadoftime

I see that move all the time on The Bachelor. On one knee to full sprint mode.

What comedian said "hitting your wife is like keying your own car"?

Is this in Chicago? Because those bears tackle like shit. #sadfan