Should have just gone with who will see the most time on the field.

USATF: Put the swoosh back.

This looks exactly like what I figured a finger pulling competition would look like.

Ha. I always felt like it was a song about being gay.

I don't really think it was racist. I was implying, in jest, that because she has such full lips it only appears she is making a duck face.

Deadspin definitely needs to do a tweet roundup and public shaming. You can hate people for their differences all you want, but those bigots need to be put on blast for the world to see how they truly are.

I'm not saying that's racist, but daaaaamn.

Bro, do you even syndicate?

FDR wouldn't stand for this.

And a Hibbert coming off the bench.

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What's this shiny stuff in Jeremy Lin's frames?

I'm not saying that's racist, but daaaaayum.

He should have gone with the funnier argument and perhaps more fitting since Magic Johnson was the example used "Don't bring black people to NBA games. That's like taking sand to the beach."

Damn tree hugging liberals. Always flaunting their love (sauce) of the forest.

That look on her face was probably the same one she made when she caught him on the nanny cam rounding the bases with the babysitter.

I don't which is more fake . The first Pepsi Maxx ad or this one.

Well if the Chinese are anything like the Japanese then I imagine they'll prefer an American Escort.

And if his defense wasn't so successful one could make the joke he has six inches in Allen.

I wouldn't mind seeing some North Korean basketball that featured line changes.