Truck No!

What gave him the impression that you might be interested in a little racing?

I bought my Mazdaspeed 6 right off the showroom floor. Wanted it from the first moment I saw it in pre-production posters. Was in the shop for six months out of the two years I had it. God, I miss it.

Should have named it Bogo instead. Buy One Get One.

The Riverwalk is pretty touristy.

I bet they're more popular now than ever though.

Almost a first IED.

This must be the GameDay where Corso puts on two helmets.

Type 'em up now and the copy and paste them later. Use bullets. Comedians love bullets.

What would the Broncos do with Foles?

Kumquat.

No one ever wanted to play the name game with her as a child. Poor thing.

Sonny Bono impression. Too soon.

Ooh, split that in half. Looks he might have a problem with one cup two dicks now.

Good field work, officer. Great grab.

Damn, who the hell is 35 in blue? That kid damn near ran him down from well behind. That kid has wheels.

Yo dawg. I love rapping, paper. - Hip Hop

Very disappointed nothing on this list is a link.

No Dominick the Christmas Donkey? Pretty weak.

Yet another gas thief cums in diesel, dies.