I so loved Sherri Shepard on 30 Rock. I just kind of wish she didn’t really exist in any other part of the universe.

Jesus Christ, this boy looks like his daddy.

So it sounds like you’re having a shitty Monday, too, huh?

Neither, apparently.

Nothing will ever meet the madness of The Dress. My husband straight-up called me a liar over that shit.

You’re cute. I promise, we say goodbye when we hang up the phone.

I’m not american, but since this is your holiday and all, i thought it fitting to ask you people a question about your country.

Clearly the parents have no idea raise a Roof.

All 700 of the Duggars (or however many there are) and the rest of their kooky cult prayed and prayed to God for a worthy distraction from all the news about Josh’s molestation charges/not charges and child abuse. And God saw Michelle’s empty, vapid stare and smiled.

So, there are about one thousand articles now saying that there has to be some fundemental bioligical cause that determines your identity, and if you don’t have that, then your identity is fake. I guess I’m not really gay then, because I’m still waiting on scientists to discover a “gay gene” that makes people gay.

Shit happens when you forget to call.

All I’m really interested in is why her assumedly loving parents felt compelled to bring all this to national attention. She was doing good work. Why throw her under a semi?

In my opinion, ethnicity isn’t something one can really move in and out of physically or mentally.

At what point can we sit back and just acknowledge that this is her experience and look at it with a bit more empathy? She's hurting. Her family is hurting. Everyone is hurting.

My friend feels the exact same way. Have you read ‘Native Son’? It’s about a girl who is mixed, but caught between two worlds because she’s not fully accepted by either. I’d totally recommend it. (Also it’s a murder mystery. ooOOooo~*~)

This story is a black hole of What Is Going On?

As a white person, I wouldn’t have any issue with you going around saying that you’re white. Feel free to do so. Or if you feel like a squirrel, say that.

I don’t know where you’re getting this idea that your identity issues are a matter of public concern.

She probably said she had a Dr’s Appt. without telling them exactly what for.

Or you could have been wrong (e.g., if you had come across GS’ family), and that would be pretty fucked and offensive.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”