You're on vacation. So like the original poster that you responded to said, they are busy at work and don't have time to listen to your holy voicemail right away. In the interest of being efficient they are being proactive and finding out if what you need is urgent. If not, they'll get to it. Chill, it's just a…

You're silly. And "It's not about efficient for me, it's about possible to get stuff done." is not a sentence that makes sense. But yay power.

"I saw you left me a voicemail, but I cannot listen to it right now. What can I do for you?" - this is professional behavior. Holding grudges because people who "work for you" don't jump out of whatever they're doing to listen to you blab on voicemail (because it was more convenient for you!) may make sense to you…

you summed it all up so much more succinctly than the blog.

File this under: Florida, man...

oh yeah. My husband didn't even realize what pregnant meant until I got pregnant. Now he's totally more sympathetic to pregnant women everywhere. Men definitely experience a change when the woman they love is pregnant, but it's not "pregnancy." Saying "we're pregnant" is like the ultimate annoying thing a couple can…

french toast thinks you're all suckers!

It's true. She did seem cool in the 90's. Me and my best friend were planning to invite her to our cool people island. Not sure if "nerdist" chris hardwicke still has an invite coming as soon as we can afford/win that damn island, but she sure as hell doesn't.

I can't imagine how horrible it would feel to walk around NYC topless. I feel completely skeeved out by the pervs of all ages who go nuts when I'm the first one wearing a sundress... There's more safety in numbers. If there were more topless women it would be different.

I KNOW this is missing the point, I know, but I keep wondering... do these guys know about the existence of prostitutes?

And those cushy desk jobs are all trying to be cool with open work spaces which translates to sitting on your butt all day, having no personal space, texting with your cool coworkers who sit next to you out of respect and hating all the assholes who insist on coming and standing in your face to demand your attention.…

I finally added something to the conversation. The fact that I use my twitter account for promotion kept me from making it personal. I could have told a story about losing my job because I didn't "know my place" or about when I was sexually assaulted and the D.A refused to press charges because the guy said he didn't…

What I don't get is why people feel so comfortable saying this is a Jewish costume. If someone darkens their skin and puts on an afro wig then it's obviously blackface. But for a Jewish costume all it takes is a big nose? There are quite a few more things one can put on if they want to wear a Jewish costume. If they…

Orange please

yeah he straight up said it was a witch nose. which nose? ah faggedaboutit

Stop making sense!

Poor Ringo

No word yet on whether or not Ringo is offended?

Clearly this doesn't bring out your best side.

Serious talk Cheeto: For Jews, we have to worry about real anti-semitism. We're always on the watch out for frilly stuff like this that gets shoved in peoples faces that causes them to dismiss the real stuff. If Macklemore really seemed to be doing a Jew schtick (peyot, a black hat, etc) then I'd be clutching my…