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I got a black opal. It was very meaningful to me and also it's crazy beautiful. My husband's sister tried to convince him that there was something imperfect about not giving me a diamond and I'm so happy he was able to stand up to that pressure. I actually inherited my grandmother's diamond rings after I invited her

We went along with it at the time, because we thought Disney was our only real shot, and we were terrified that it could all be taken away from us at any moment.

It's funny how public breastfeeding and family values are logical opposites in the U.S.

Expert textperts choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you?

10,000 of my finest american dollars to anyone who can extrapolate a sincere apology from this defensive dribble.

bump! damn straight.

she's doing bob dylan's schtick. i wonder if he's going to have to morph now.

Robyn looks great. Where's the Miley picture?

ugh. i mean 2014.

I really don't understand how removing men from the equation is a solution to anything. How about removing WOMEN from the equation. Why in the year 2013, are we still carrying around our unborn?? I would prefer to get a zygote deposit box, pay taxes and pick it up when it's done.

Job creators!

That's funny. My issue of Rolling Stone is featuring this cutting edge band 'The Beatles."

Haaaaaa I just found out I'm pregnant. Due in September. I was applying to grad school for the fall? If I apply and get in can I just tell them that I can't start just yet?

i freaking love this.

In an interview the husband stated that he and his wife were both EMT's so they had discussed this and he knew her wishes. Awful.

I'm waiting for another statement to come out. I could chalk this whole thing up to poor planning in selecting the venue (maybe it was a last minute choice or… the location worked for so many other reasons that they did all that rationalizing in their heads early on) anyway, it just seems like she is being capital d

English languish. That has a certain ring to it.

I got "laid off/fired" from the job I had for 3 years - just 2 weeks after I got back from my honeymoon. So yeah. I believe it.