I'm waiting for another statement to come out. I could chalk this whole thing up to poor planning in selecting the venue (maybe it was a last minute choice or… the location worked for so many other reasons that they did all that rationalizing in their heads early on) anyway, it just seems like she is being capital d…

English languish. That has a certain ring to it.

I got "laid off/fired" from the job I had for 3 years - just 2 weeks after I got back from my honeymoon. So yeah. I believe it.

I think the shoes are bad ass. I don't even care that he annoys the Jezebel hive mind. In my book it's ok to have issues with your exes and make art about it.

I thought that was solid.

I realized that jack donaghy from 30 rock based on her.

I believe she went so far as to say that this caused her to accept captivity.

Why are we (presumably as in Dodai) grown ass women speaking about shitty pop music. Are we that myopic that our annoyance at this shitty display of faux empowerment cancels our ability to see the true superstars? No! Janelle Monae, Katzenjammer, Fifth Nation, Robyn. Music is not cheap stunts. Platforms like Jezebel…

This really annoys me in a peculiar way but so does the focus on Gwynneth as pretentious celebrity. In a way I think she's carrying on that Hollywood tradition of giving the plebes little windows into their fancy life and trying to look humble and homey. Still gross, annoying, yet classic Hollywood.

Belt. I see Belt.

Full disclosure... I tried to read that on my phone but the victorias secret ads took over. I couldn't close them so I refreshed but then got another awful half page (vertically!) Ad and I gave up. But the writer is realy being wilfully dense here or is in 7th grade. Yes strong female characters are supposed to be…

What is going on in that picture? Did KK really let her sisters dress up as brides at her wedding?

I don't know who that guy is but he does look like Fred Armisten doing an impression of whoever he is so that's cool.

This is the ONLY time that "related stories" would be useful.

I wish Margaret Cho had said something more substantial. In this clip she didn't come out much better than the hosts.

If it makes you feel any better, this is a bigger step than actual marriage. The only thing I had to get used to when we got married was the tax situation.

Sounds like a winner. :)

Well said.

I wonder what it would be like to read the comments on Gawker Media about the issue of GUNS had they never switched to effing Kinja.

Squeaky Lebanon Hill at your service.