I don't really want to be that guy but...

Once again, ladies, gentlemen and others... The Patriarchy hurts everyone.

Don't you mean that they taught you satanic rituals and make you want to devour the souls of unborn clown babies? 'Cause I'm fairly certain they do.

Agreed.

If I spray my forearms down with this and dive into the ocean, would my water-resistant arms be more effective at punching sharks?