Go ahead and tell a programmer that their code "cost nothing to produce." See if you have limbs when they're done with you.

The first problem that struck me was quite different. What if someone ROM dumps your Pi, and changes the key number inside the ROM?

Oh blast, you said car. Here I was all set to nominate this:

Also, Buick stayed around because it's THE brand to have in China. That's why they were kept alive and we ended up with Ponti-axed.

There again though, you call it a Nissan - not whatever name it may have. They've already gotten to you! :D

What I have heard/read is that it's a deliberate trick to get people to focus less on the model and more on the brand. Generic non-Jalops don't have a clue what you mean if you say you have a Z4 sDrive28i; but they DO know that "I have a BMW" equals "oooh, fancy."

+1000 stars for proper use of "eat your cake and have it too."

The i8/918/P1/LaFerrari have proven that hybrids can be serious performance cars. Toyota should turn the boring Prius C into something special. It's already light at just 2,500 lbs, and it just needs a little more power and suspension tuning to become an interesting hot hatch.

Good to know! :D

But regardless of the reason for all this 100,000-mile hatred, these people generally seem to really practice what they preach. For example: what these people do, when they go to buy a used car, is they search high and low for an example of a vehicle with less than 100,000 miles on the odometer, giving absolutely no…

It looks like battle armor on a Seven.

It looks almost like a squared-off Model S.

M-iata. I-s. A-lways. T-he. A-nswer.

What do you thing M-I-A-T-A stands for?

Where's AMC, Eagle?

46" doesn't even work out to anything even in metric, so my possible defense is invalid. #IGotNuthin

They got the wrong band, all the way:

Why are Disney's CARS cars not on here? EVERYONE KNOWS THE HEADLIGHTS ARE THE EYES! Not the windshield.

Just double checked - no alcohol at all.

I'm not sure if the Alamo restaurant server their brews or not. Either way, enjoy - and know that at least ONE fellow Jalop isn't far away.