A couple more: Slit along the side (like the blade protector or bucket grip), snap it over the edges waste baskets with bags to keep the bag from falling down into the can; place over thin wiring you don’t want your dog to chew; around dog chain to keep it from tangling, and if it is big enough, over the top edges of…

Ah yes, the opposite of “waste not”. Why keep a perfectly good thing and just freshen it up when you can chuck it in a fucking landfill for no reason?

As God is my witness, if that enormous rust bucket shows up in David Tracy’s front yard...

I do love going to truck stops and the smell of diesel in the morning. There is a difference between high end/large travel center and a truck stop in my opinion. My dad drove truck until I went to college and I’d go with him all summer/school breaks k-12. I’ve stopped and slept in hundreds of rest stops and truck…

When the news broke it was literally the first question that popped into my head. I assume others were wondering the same thing.

The Founder (Michael Keaton as Ray Kroc)

If you live in a cold climate, take the batteries out of all your summer tools (lawn mower, weed wacker, etc.), and bring them inside the house. Exposing batteries to months of cold reduce their ability to charge and hold a charge. Not sure what I’ll do with my new electric snow blower (Snow Joe (c))over the course of…

I feel like your parents are assholes.

I will never understand parents who ruin an actual good gift by making their kid feel like shit first (is how I feel about it).

That reminds me of a viral video from a few years ago where a kid (looked about 7) opened his present and got an XBOX 360. Then he opened it and there were only socks in it. The look on his face as he fights back the urge to cry was heartbreaking, especially as his mother and older brother were laughing at him and…

I know how I feel about it.

When I was 6 years old, we all went to the living room and started passing presents out. We usually go around the room until they’re gone. Each time I received mine it was in a different sized box, but contained the same thing: rocks. After all the presents were handed out I had a pile of rocks. Then my parents asked…

Also I think we have different definitions of the middle of middle class.

The risks of using a garbage disposer outweigh any benefit they provide.

The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend.

1. As Good as It Gets (1997)

I know Panera’s Coffee subscription came before this, so it’s not the first.

You need to give the bun some consideration, a lot of the cheap ones fall apart and go soggy on you, leaving you covered in ketchup and mayo. You need a certain level of toughness in your bun. And it should have a flavor of its own so it isn’t just sawdusty edible napkin.

I’ve never had an issue using the microwave either.  I’ve had lots of mashed potatoes in the microwave.

 If they're dry the next day, you didn't use enough butter to start.