I stole the Wonder Woman plane and taxied it straight to my house. They still don't know it's missing.

California Institute of the Arts? I think you mean CIA!! Mind blown!

eeeeehhhh, I personally lean towards the more liberal interpretations of fair use because, as what's-his-name once famously quipped about that thing he discovered, "something something on the shoulders of giants." I dunno, it was really impressive when I first heard it. But you look at, well shit literally, anything…

First rule of Road Club. Keep eye on road.

As agile as this guy is (props to him!), somehow the magic of spider-man is shattered when you see him climbing a ladder or a pipe.

Usually, the worst you can expect a Call of Duty opponent to do is to be a little salty after losing a match—maybe they'll curse a little, maybe they'll rate you badly on Xbox Live or something. But calling a SWAT team on you? Dang, bro.

I hope they cancel your face for being a jerk.

You ARE aware that turtles have nostrils, right?

No shit

You want to be thankful for the behaviour displayed on the right. Things that don't flex are brittle.

Having done spelunking for quite a number of years, being stuck in a hole is frightening enough without water... Exploring caves is not a joke, it rarely allows for mistakes, so if you do intend on going, never do it alone, and always tell someone where you're going!

I don't need to do any of that shit. My iPhone already decides what words it will substitute for the actual ones I want to type.

How many pennies to make a triple A?

Well that that still falls under "you're stupid".

there is a giant space across the freeway from it too. i would turn that into a commercial development space, with places to eat, park, bank, etc... and then have a running electric tram that goes over the bridge to the reliant facilities. that way everyone can enjoy the space sans automotive disruption.