Good grief.

Mitch McConnell was definitely not Jack the Ripper, and I wish the media would just let that rumor die for once so the man could do his job.

Or, here’s another thing to consider: I, for example, share an apartment with two other people. Yes, we have a kitchen, fridge, and pantry. But it’s not big enough for 3 people to keep all their own stuff. Getting things pre-measured means I don’t have to throw out produce because it goes bad before I can eat it, or…

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

I thought you were calling Mya messy and I was like

Didn’t bother to watch the video, but yeah, don’t touch other people’s dogs unless they tell you it’s ok. Really, seriously don’t. You’re putting yourself and the dog at undue risk.

Well what exactly is this interview? Is she going to make him look like a fucking idiot on TV, or she going to parrot all his points and nod along? If she actually challenges him and shows him to be full of shit, that might actually be interesting.

In case you didnt know Jerry is an asshole. As are most everyone else from that over-rated show.

Ambush hugs should be against the law. Personal space, people.

I am trying to eat lunch, for God’s sake!!!!

“...she looked unphased until...”

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

my god, they’re insufferable.

Beautiful people, doin’ what beautiful people do.

Holy shit, that’s harsh. Do you have any actual friends at work that you can talk to? Like can give you an honest opinion? Also, dunno how big your work environment is but two people have an issue? Maybe it’s them who have the problems. You’re not over-confident if you have, ya know, actual achievements in real life.…

Is it starting to bother you more now that your kids are getting older? Maybe more involved in school or sports and get tired of explaining it (for example if they just assume your last name is your husband’s and address you as a Mr or Mrs Smith and you have to be like, “actually it’s Jones”)?

WHAT IF LADY HEATHERLEE TAKES YOUR SUNAME AND PASSES IT ON TO HER HUSBAND AND CHILDREN? PROBLEM SOLVED FOR EVERYONE.

I know so many people who would kill to be a backing dancer for Taylor Swift or Katy Perry (Haiiii!!!). Is there really only 3 dancers available?

I consider a personal attack when people say he’s doing “interesting, innovative music” - and I’ve read this here from more than one commenter. Like, have you been living in a cave and deprived of music your whole life? THIS is innovative to you? *facepalm*

They’ve all been bad. This one and “Chained to the Rhythm” have a very plodding, joyless sound.