I can only sleep on a bed made of whipped cream, so I get it.

Jesus Christ, over ten years?? Mindy, honestly, move on. You can tell she still loves him, and he knows, but he’s still THERE knowing what she wants and knowing he won’t ever give her that. Sometimes you need to leave so that people move on, otherwise there’s that stupid, stupid hope we all know.

Um thanks Pitbull but the court did determine what came about and Chris was convicted.

I don’t watch Letterman because I think he’s creepy... But it felt like a mix between Letterman and Conan. Which is sad because Conan is my favorite, but he’s always making those dumb sounds (“awoooga” type stuff) and references to being stuck in his marriage. ugh cringe-inducing

no matter how edgy she gets with her look (which is baller), when she smiles i’m just like :3 hello nice person.

I dearly hope there’s no such thing in my life as too old to dress up in matching costumes with my lady (or dude) friends.

rip delias!

Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…

I hate dresses like this. I have CURVES. Unless that shit is fitted at the waist, get it the fuck outta my face.

Okay, get your bets in. Who will be the first to publicly distance themselves from TIDAL? My money’s on Madge, she always knows which way the wind is blowing.

The difference is Blake’s family has money and connections and Leighton was born in prison to a single mother.

With actresses like Leighton Meester, I always have to tell myself that they didn’t want all that fame and are super happy being a B-lister and married to Adam Brody (because like, I would be). Because I LOVE Leighton, she is infinitely more talented than Blake and (IMO) a much more interesting beauty. I just *have*…

*looks at IMDB*

I still don’t get how she gets more offers than Leighton Meester. It is like the 1st season of Gossip Girl.

Stories like this are the perfect antidote to stories about cat killing vets or that AWFUL “Letter from Jesus” story I read.

I hate that “honor code” where nobody’s supposed to tell anybody that anybody’s cheating.

Oh Calvin, that was a dumb move. I can hear it already...