Cross burnings, church literature in the mailbox, racist neighbors, and weird welcome to the Central Valley postcards = 5 years in Modesto. Blech.

Being from Texas, I've heard people refer to your state as the People's Republic of California and the California Socialist Soviet Republic. I kid you not.

Well, hey, they're more equal than you think.

Pa lease, Wiz is effing drama. One can only be involved with someone like this for so long. They have a baby and it requires more maturity from BOTH of them and I'm sure she wants a career of her own as well. And if she can't rely on her spouse to be there when she is needing him to be then eff him and his drama Peter…

Oh, all that recycled reasoning— feminists must be angry/unattractive/no sense of humor/jealous— don't they realize they're parroting the same tired old lines leveled against Ms. magazine when it came out some 45 years ago? Wait, no, of course they don't. They actually think they thought it up themselves.

Not to mention the men get to dress in professional attire while you gals get dolled up like cheap ratings-bait trollops. The men also get to report the "serious news" while you get the fluff. The men will still have jobs regardless of their age, while you will 'let go' when you hit 40. Until then, we will be…

I believe all three of these ladies need to write a short introduction about themselves using only gifs. Or a la the Emoji Tatler.

(Preferred cat habitat pictured below)

I was just thinking about how glad I am to have a cat in my life. I enjoy just watching him sit and look out the window. I don't enjoy his ... love bites ... but he is fun to have around. I am actually going to take up drawing and painting again just so I can do portraits of him.

This is the official statement from the school. Essentially, Nicki wanted to film in the school.

Once I had a lady problem that required a trip to the Doctor because over the counter meds weren't cutting it. So I leave work to drive to the Gyno. I think I have to fart, but instead manage to accidentally shit myself while driving on the highway. In my panic, I also manage to drive into a construction area and hit…

I've always thought he was skeevy. He seems fairly pompous on his show.

She will be missed.

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.

That sounds like perfection. Maybe I'll stop off for just such a meal on my way to the wine festival.