As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

Happy thoughts:

My fiancé likes to sleep-grope my boobs. For a man who sleeps like a log, he always seems to know exactly where they are at all times of the night. It's a weird superpower.

My husband does this all the time. The other night he went to bed early and I came to bed about 2 hours later and when I was getting in bed he half-woke-up and said "BIG BOOBIES."

It literally cannot be overstated...us liberal Christians who are pro-gay-rights/marriage, pro-choice and Feminists MUST take a stand against church abuse. Godly behavior is about love, not bigotry wrapped in self-righteous prayer and threats of hellfire.

We can't allow bigots to run roughshod over people and bully…

I love Japan, Pizza, and Cats. This is the best commercial of all time.

You can go to a shooting range and sweep up the ones on the floor. Or ebay.

Where the hell am I gonna get a bucket of shell casings?

It's also possible when she signed on the show wasn't called Dating Naked. Reality TV is a terrible beast, and contestants/performers are bait and switched all the time with last minute production changes and decisions.

Nicki is better than her ass. This song is shit. Her ass is fun to watch but I am cringing all the way through it. And anyone can have a fat, round ass if they pay for it so I'm not getting it. Troll away stans...I ain't listening.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

Anyone who has unneutered cats is an asshole who is breeding cats. Ok, most of the time they're just ignorant or mentally ill (such as in hoarding cases). This is probably a hoarding case.

I'm not sure there's much money to be made breeding such a common type of cat.

I thought that was what you were suggesting, but the joke was too easy to make.

The only thing that seems stupider to me than buying a pet shop dog is buying a cat from a breeder. I mean, we have freaking trap, spay and release programs! If you want a cat, put a can of tuna out, and you got yourself a stray best friend for life.

Could this be an asshole that is breeding cats? Believe it or not, there are sick individuals who only try to make money by breeding cats and dogs. Check craigslist or your local flea market sometime and see the horror.