The solution is to arm the cat.

This GIF has never been more relevant than at this moment.

Yes! Here is my number: (669) 221-6251

That's enough internet for me today.

She is a natural on ca-mer-a

This is tough, because Dratch does deserve better BUT Jane Krakowski was so good as Jenna...naturally.

I would have gone with "e-purr-gency" but that's just me.

"YOU WAIT TILL TWITTER HEARS ABOUT THIS!"

Kicking him and his kids off the plane was a major overreaction, but, I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet that Southwest is standing up for its employees. Half the time, service workers get fired when they don't treat some douche who sells monogrammed coffee thermoses with the A-list ass kissing he feels entitled…

Whatever happened to the days when annoyed airport workers cursed over the intercoms, grabbed beers from the drink cart then deployed the emergency chute and slid off the plane that way? I miss Steven Slater.

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

I'm not saying Beyonce is not important. But, you know, Oprah IS still alive.

I am SO thankful for Clair Ryan, I was really worried she was going to be fired.

I mean, aren't there only like 13 members of the Westboro Baptist Church in the first place? (OK, there are about 40, I think, but still.)

Don't tell me you don't see it.

Nah. She's just bored with it.