I met my husband at a fundy church prayer meeting. We are both atheists.

i met my (now ex) husband at a gay club. the end.

Personal favorites for me were...

They narrowed the decision to ONLY the contraception question, to avoid all those pesky worries and questions about not covering blood transfusions, vaccines, etc.

That saying — give people enough rope and they'll hang themselves — holds true. Just be your awesome self and that other person's issues will become apparent at their work.

An old trucker gave me some of the best advice about staying calm while driving I have ever heard, and it also applies to life and jealousy: "Drive your own car. Just drive your own car."

BTW - Coriander is the exact same thing as Cilantro.

I practically have a shrine for my cats and those fuckers are still alive

And it's safe sex because Macs never get viruses! (At least that's what Mac users love to tell me. I kind of figured most of them were already fucking their iPads on a daily basis.)

This is a dumb (creepy) idea. If they're trying to raise money for MathCounts why not host a Pi Run (3.14 mi)? Much nerdier and therefore intrinsically better.

Pictures of partially nude butts are enough for your husband to masturbate? Just...wow. Poor guy. That is a REALLY LOW threshold.

Way to bury the lede, Davies:

52 is not that old. I'm not sure if I'll be ready to have a kid when I'm 52.

I will be 52 when my son graduates high school. I am okay with that.

Adorable as they may be Jason, this is precisely the reason that we need MANDATED annual re-testing for people beyond a certain age threshold, along with increased and improved intensive driver-training at all levels.

Aw, that's cute.

that's a manul, or pallas' cat. They're awesome and live in the steppes of central Asia. They run funny. :3

I'm puking out of my eyeballs.

I have a Facebook friend (a parent of one of my kid's friends) who is a maternity photographer. She posts pictures of hugely pregnant women 'frolicking' on the beach, wrapped in gauzy fabric in fields of flowers and in various states of undress in just about every public park in town. I've had 3 kids myself and have…