She was definitely getting it lasered off to accommodate whatever jewelry Jay & Solange were purchasing yesterday. Of course she had to orchestrate the tiff between the two in order to get said jewelry, but since she's Illuminati it wasn't that much of a challenge.

Wouldn't be shocking, Kimye seem like they share a lot of the same values etc even if they are unmatched talent wise.

All of this Bey-Z drama has caused me to realize that I am way too invested in people whose music I don't care too much for, and whom I will never know personally.

Lindy i really happy for you and Imma let you finish but, what it means is that Bey Z has the greatest PR machine of ALL TIME!

WHAT? Cody is literally the bottom of the list for me. Anyone but Cody! I have lost SO much respect for you here, Burt.

Marquel is now my favorite because of America's commentary: "He looks deranged. I like him." Me, too, America. I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

TASOS.

I have a feeling that he was saying things to antagonize her as all of this is going on too. If you check the 3:05 mark, she starts walking out of the elevator but then he grabs her wrist and she hit him with her purse in reaction to that.

We finished by 8. I got buttered toast, a bracelet made by my daughter, and a homemade card too! My husband, however, knows he better show up with a gift card to my favorite store or he's in trouble! (He did.)

My youngest daughter spent all day cuddling with me, which was great. I made a great lunch and even made dessert yesterday. Of course, now my evening with my kids was highjacked by my Evil In-Laws (tm), but the little one went, said "Hi grandma!" on Skype, completely ignored her aunt, and came back to cuddle me. So I…

All I ever want is brunch. We go to the same restaurant every year, I always get French toast and a mimosa. We went this year, and apparently they no longer serve brunch. :| It wasn't a total bust, though. My potato soup was good, my daughter made me a card that made me cry (her life wouldn't be the same without me!),…

I got buttered toast, a capuccino, a song, a fight during said song, a bracelet my daughter made, a paper rose my other daughter made at school, 3 homemade cards, and a Toblerone my husband remembered to pick up at the last minute. All of that was complete by 8:38 am.

oooh, you fancy now.

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…

Whatever the fuck this is, its water just broke.

Ok I have to reshare my two favorites that I already put on Twitter but they are so, so good:

And this situation makes even less sense.

I think he's really cool, too. I'm glad that he didn't say something like "My comment was taken out of context. I was joking. What I mean to say was..." I hate when celebrities do that. You go, Seth Rogen!

I was like, "Oh, Rihanna feeling up people... how Rihanna". Then I got to that pose of hers with the little girl and that is EVERYTHING. I need nothing else, ever again.