You are supposed to say something self effacing like "But i have much better taste in partners' than she does" and then we'd be like "OH YOU."

The Wife is better educated, more attractive, more popular, a better person, and soon to be making far more money than I, The Man.

And I'm ok with that. Because I can still kick her ass.

BROFIST

Laser Tag IS fun. But some teenagers (always blame the youth) take it WAY too seriously.

Second date here. I totally would have on the first, but my husband didn't make a move. Still give him shit about that. He says he was trying to be a gentleman.

Happy Anniversary!

Same exact story here, we've been married for 21 years today.

Slept with Mr. AlpacaLips on the first date as well, because... imagine this: we were really attracted to each other on a number of levels prior to the sex. If the attraction to intellect, humor, physique and shared values hadn't previously existed, there wouldn't have been either sex or a second date.

Yup, going on 18 years over here. Doesn't seem to have hindered anything.

Well said. I've been married for almost 16 years and we had sex on the first date. So there ya go.

My wife slept with me on our 2nd date and confessed that she was very tempted to on the first date but held back.

Fuck yes. I'm starting to get really paranoid people think I'm just an act. Or do I not count because I'm not famous? Some of us just eat it.

Listen up, Catalano. Some of us just fall down. We just do. So take your highlights and your reliable center of gravity and go piss on someone else's cornflakes.

I imagine it is rather difficult for Jared Leto to recognize acting, so I suppose I can forgive him his mistake.

Katy Perry talks more shit about her peers than any other pop star. And worse, she seems to think she's superior because she's got a crucifix dangling between her whipped cream spraying boobs.

Off-topic. Am I the only one who is tired of every little thing being described as "epic?"

Team Miley on this one!

Actual footage of me when the local Chipotle ran out of guac:

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

I don't understand how this saves time/money. You still throw a wedding, you just don't tell your guests until they show up. The only thing I could see it saving money on is save the dates and invitations.