SERIOUSNESS INTENSIFIES

Destiny boss fights have got nothing on FF XI.

Probably a case of “closest translation” from whatever they were using in japanese...

Evidence that has been put there by God to test humanity’s faith in him. Dude, are you even following ?

Because being able to build robots is sooo useless compared to the ability to quickly press a button.

Psh. That’s sooo 90s...

Also, some games dont have an ending. Or aren’t finished yet. So, you know... hard.

Well, GoW III WAS five years old by the time it got remastered, at least.

There’s no love for the Monk... :(

Intentional Smallpox Pandemic is my new official interpretation of ISP.

The fact we know they’re supposed to end makes the unfinished ones all the more infuriating.

Credible. I mean, the biggest hurdle is already passed : it doesn’t have a 3 in the name.

What all this lacks is a clear sign.
I’m going to suggest something to DLC developers :

Actually, with enough haters around maybe the next theatrical bomb will finally nail the coffin...

Indeed it ain’t. It’s a donation. You’re GIVING that money, Fuck wanting it back. Shit happens ? Well, hope you enjoyed giving some guys the means to try and get their dream out there, gratitude is the most you’re getting and that’s not even why you’re supposed to donate in the first place.

Well, it sure as hell isn’t Nu.

I’d say it’s a mini-Enterprise.

You, sir, deserve all the likes.

If anything was to convince them of making more scrappy sequels, the sales numbers for the original versions should have. I’m pretty sure FFX-2 did the job on its own, though.

Here’s to hoping he gets partnered with a guy called Natsu, then. I can see the Nuts’n’Bolt combo rocking the shinobi world from here.