This shouldn't even be on the list. Find a single Caparo that can stay functional and on the road for more than 5 minutes. (Or safe from flames) That should be a qualifier for this list.

I wish, I own a LOT of stock! Haha! it has been petering.

The ping pong paddle is classic Archer, hat tip!

I'm so glad I'm not the only person with their mind in the gutter.

Ahhh damnit. There was the line.... way back there.

Is it available in a color called "Jack" Black and runs on an alternative fuel called "Kyle" gas?

dontcha squidward

It's time to commission the official Jalopnik Kickstarter page.

When the 2016 Mazda Miata was revealed just a few short weeks ago, we were short on details. In fact, we had no details. But thanks to a tipster, we can now confirm that the 2016 Mazda Miata will be powered by a 2.0 liter SKYACTIV-G engine in the USA and a 1.5 liter engine elsewhere.

Range Rover Evoque Coupe.

Qrown Vic?

God... So many different, interesting livery possibilities.

M. Bison approves!

I'll have mine with an ecoboost

I know I am likely ruining this wonderful fact by stating this, but the Youbian Puma's official page has 3 Likes. 3. Likes.

Make a mini Rally Fighter. It's not that hard.