*wink* *high-five reciprocated*

True story.

SMART PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS ALREADY. HIGH-FUCKING-FIVE.

First, who told Kenan he could speak. Shhhh, Kenan. Just shhhhhhhh.

To EVERYTHING, but especially the track suit with butt words. What is this, 2004?

30 year old here. I don't follow One Direction at all, but the few times I've seen them I always assumed Zayn was the "hot one". I can only chalk it up to tweens wanting someone entirely nonthreatening that will love them forever and ever and not someone who clearly would give you a good time.

I'm nearly 4o and when scrolling down thought "but Zayn's obviously the hot one?"

Whenever I read about Harry being the hot one, I feel exactly the same as I did when I saw The Truth About Cats and Dogs and was forced to suspend disbelief and pretend that Uma Thurman was an unearthly beauty and Janeane Garofalo was a homely crone for 90 minutes. Zayn is one of the hottest little pieces I have ever…

YES. I couldn't put my finger on whom he reminded me of and you're so right. Brittany Snow all day long.

You're telling me. I'm getting the vapors just thinking about him.

So I have never heard one of these guys songs and well, I just assume they are terrible...BUT...

I have decided that Niall and Brittany Snow were separated at birth.

The placement is what really gets me. People are allowed to disagree on whether a tattoo is stupid (and I think these are, but it's not my body, thankfully), but holy shit what is with the random clusters of unrelated items?! There is absolutely no rhyme or reason to it that I can see and it makes me legitimately…

I know! Zayn is obviously the cutest one.

It's like a 90s clip art tattoo.

I feel like someone should rescue Niall from the band's clutches before his gentle soul is stolen. Like those groups of former porn stars that rescue women from porn. Free Niall!!

I can't see or hear this group's name without giggling because Lindy calls them "Wand Erection."

Trigger alert for survivors of molestation/incest/etc.:

So, does this work in the reverse. Would I be able to find a White person to fulfill my prejudicial kinks on?