Whaaaaat, that is so going on my reading list but that's horrible

Omg that would be so fantastic if people who tried to do this were shot with water guns! and congrats and good luck!!

Yeah, what if you have other kids and your husband/wife/partner is out with them getting food or something, or people left you to rest? It's like, if I just had my leg amputated and someone bursts into my hotel room trying to sell me shit, NOT OKAY!! And not to mention single women, not everyone who has a baby has a…

What the fuck is with all the hate over the names Donda and Kaidence, which are actual real names that other living people have been named before, and Blue Ivy got a total pass. Like what the shit people, Beyonce (who I love, don't get me wrong) named her child after a colour and a plant and that's ok because she's…

YES! Also, yesterday I was saying that they were definitely going to name her Donda, because how could you not name the baby after his dead mom!? And my mom was like nooope it will be her middle name, there is no way she is not having a first name that starts with a k. My mom is so wise.

It's his mom's name, I so called it, I knew it was going to be incorporated into her name somehow.

Hahaha imagine trying to understand the concept of memes and 4chan and rickrolled and tumblr and facebook and skype and youtube and makeup tutorials at the age of 100? It barely makes any sense to me.

What the fucking fuck? This is not ok.

Oh my gosh, I read that as in my 90's, so I thought you were upwards of a hundred years old for a second there.

Haha I was almost guilty of this! I went with my friend to get her tattoo done and the tattoo artist took off his shirt to show his amazing chest piece and I was so tempted to reach out and touch it, then I was like waaait a second, I do not know this man, and it's just going to feel like skin anyways.

Yeah, it's like a never ending cycle. They are acting that way because the cameras are there and the cameras are there because they are acting that way.

Ha yes! The Kardashian klan totally has days where they lay in bed watching netflix and eating ice cream. An episode from one of the earlier seasons was on a couple of days ago and Kris decided to get a chicken coop so they could have fresh eggs, which ok maybe that's believable (it's not) but then Khloe lets them run…

Yes! It's all so obvious, I don't understand why they continue to insist on calling them "reality" shows. I guess I understand the appeal of getting an inside look into people's lives or the feeling that anything can happen, but they're as scripted and as dramatic as any drama on tv, why not just call it a drama and…

Haha on the last episode of The Hills, they drop the Hollywood sign backdrop at the end to reveal the set and someones yells "that's a wrap" as Brody walks to his trailer, my friend was absolutely dumbfounded, like she thought that there was just some guy following these people as they went about their daily lives all…

I love the word cunt on its own, I have a lot of friends from the UK and Ireland so it's more a term of endearment and I never hear it used as a reference to female genitalia, but pairing it with moist just makes me want to cry. Also, describing any food as moist automatically makes me want to never eat that food…

"Support the troops, not the war"

Hahaha that's awesome

AAAhhhhhh stoppppp. When Terrence Howard referenced Oprah's tig ol bitties I threw up in my mouth a little.

Moist, moist is the worst word in the English language. Moist cunt is the absolute worst sentence. Ah I just gagged.

I LOVE HER!!