I love cookies!!!

Truth. My friend graduated last year with a masters degree and couldn't find a job so she is now working as a nanny for a professional athlete, they took her on vacation to Florida, she is loving life right now.

THIS! I remember when I "graduated" from elementary school, so I was in 6th grade, going into 7th, and my dad was like this is fucking stupid, I will attend your real graduating ceremony, you know when you actually accomplish something and get a high school diploma, this is not a graduation. I turned out fine, sorry…

Especially because of that!

Love you

This.

There is no way this guy is rich, every rich person I know (I know a lot of rich people) are the LEAST generous people, that is how they manage to stay rich. They never tip or give to charity. Every person I know who gives to charity is middle class, average income. Someone could easily say, well instead of giving to…

This really makes me re-think my stance on the death penalty..

Please take me with you

oh my gosh, we just got an ikea in my city and my friends and I totally have lunch dates there, but have never actually bought anything

Amazing

whaaaaat the fucking fuuuuuuuuck!!! I can't even...I just...AAARRGGGHHHHH

omg omg omg the quote at the end, the WOW nerd, love this guy! I would have sex with him for free..

Joe Fresh! They signed, and their stuff is cute and as cheap as Wal-Mart and Target, cheaper than the Gap and Sears but waaayyy better quality and won't fall apart after a few wears as cheap stuff tends to do.

YES! This makes me think of that Sarah Silverman quote:

haha you need to watch the whole video to get the full effect right!? I've seen this video at least 100000000000 times

yes

Oh my gosh. Thank you so much for posting, this is my new favourite!

this is still the best one

So much win!