once again I’m beaten by the unstoppable march of time.

Come back to this article in two days and you’ll look *quite the fool*

I mean, don’t put your tutorial in a pit next time?

Or, if you want to embrace the Souls humor, put an item on the edge of the pit and when people pick it up have the ground crumble away and knock them down into the tutorial pit. That way on ng+ you’ll know about it and can just ignore the item and walk outside if…

“Sort by type” seems to consider “guns” a type along with “melee weapons,” “wards,” “armor,” etc., but does not further sort guns by “pistol”, “shotgun,” “SMG,” etc., which...is a bummer.

It doesn’t. The guns are just randomly ordered so it must be bugged.

I find this funny because the hardcore Dark Souls fans picked up Sekiro and immediately started ranting that it was too hard and unfair (because despite all their smacktalk they didn’t realize they were playing RPGs this whole time).

Judy is one of the Moxes

MS Dropped the ball by not making the Tie-In with Halo-Taco.

I just love the fact that this article attracted two completely separate comments featuring Gilbert Gottfried GIFs, which is entirely appropriate.

Holy shit this the dumbest fucking cryptobro post I’ve seen yet. Which places it in the all time Hall of Fame for dumbest posts ever.

The Difficulty Discourse—if properly harnessed—could harvest enough Gamer Rage energy to power most major cities for decades. Seriously, strap A Gamer into a chair, hook them up, and show them a video of someone having fun adjusting a slider for a boss fight in a Souls game, and watch every light in New York surge…

Artificial scarcity cultivates value in acquired capital (one can’t rent-seek without limited access to land, one can’t sell IP without copyright, one can’t sell canned air or bottled water unless the air and water are first polluted). Capitalism creates artificial scarcity.

The scarcity is a bit of a fiction. Part and parcel of the crypto bubble, NFTs included. Is there’s not enough demand or money involved for a significant chunk of the people who bought in to actually get money out of what they bought.

And consolidating the industry so you have no where else to take your money.

The Scarcity is is a red herring. It’s not really important, that scarcity exist. All that matters is that a continuous supply of unsuspecting fools, buy in to the idea of the NFT, so that crypto currency, continues to flourish.

There is literally no reason to create scarcity. If we could copy a loaf of bread in real life, we’d do it. How amazing would it be to just be able to duplicate a food item in infinitum and be able to just feed anyone who needed food?

The origin of the phrase ‘the customer is always right’ was specifically about them being right about what they want. If they want to buy something, you should stock it so you can sell it to them. Conversely, if your customers are vocal about not wanting to buy something, trying to sell it is just bad business.

✍️ Find some friends

Add Dennis Miller, Louis CK, and Tim Allen to the latter list as well.