We just need the VA saying “UGGGHHH, NO! You put that flyswatter away, THIS INSTANT, Ethan!”

Me: “Maybe I can’t win, but if I reach a level of loss that I’m okay with, then I’ve won”

Thermodynamics: “Wait, no....”

One thing that has dawned on me as I approach my 25th “Run” in Returnal is

“what in actual fuck does a ‘run’, even MEAN?”

Progression in many games is asynchronous to some degree, but Returnal’s progression threads are more fragmented than other games. It works thematically, so far.

But everytime I hear someone talk…

But what Shepard is on the promo art. I understand that there isn’t going to be a swath of different Sheppards on the art unless multiverses (or the theme of unity in diversity) is involved in the product, but the choice to use white Sheppard is still an artistic choice

The internet keeps tangentially addressing the horny. But they’re doing it wrong.

One thing people like to point out (especially in reference to S&M) is that if people are experiencing an excessive amount of pain (or, god forbid, DYING) you’re doing it wrong.

So, uh, stop assuming we all want Vampire Mommy to do the…

You didn’t need to remind us of that.....

Because the fact that it’s stupid, a scam, super volatile, environmentally destructive, etc. doesn’t matter to many. Only the fact the they were sold for money does.

Yeah, I’m considering it, but they gotta do something about these faded, brown clothes. The first piece of gear I was happy to get (and kept, despite being weaker) was a jacket and a pair of pants that actually had some color.

True.

Sadly, as an adult it seems the shareware is the only way to play them now.....

*cries in “Invasion of the Mutant Space Bats of Doom”*

Kinda sucky because that was a boss ass skin that I couldn’t afford at the time and now I’ll never be able to get it.

Guess not much has changed....

Nice to see some love for my boy, the OG Elite.

Looks likes Sean wasn’t the ONLY one with a case of the vap(ors)

Yeah, I remember someone saying “Is the problem that someone who doesn’t necessarily need the money got some or that people who definitely need it aren’t getting any? People show their priorities in times like this.”

And honestly, they’re right

Yeah, that’s an optimization issue that’s gonna take A LOT of time and work from the devs. Chopping up the content and divvying it up according to the system and player desires is a must

Yeah, I’m unwilling to invest nearly any energy or attention in the vast majority of critiques surrounding Ava as I have read the same “Ava got Maya killed” and “annoying emotionally vulnerable teenage girl bad” takes a multitude of times, but have yet to see anyone acknowledge that fact that 1) The vault hunter just…

Yeah, that was an unnecessarily dense way of saying we want to have a group of companies work together as a flexible unit

Everyday we get closer to “The Luther”....

I love the implication in some of the initial comments here that because consumers wanted retailers to do something about scalpers, they should be ok with ANYTHING the retailers do in pursuit of that

When people complained about the con funk, I jokingly suggested that cosplayers in maid outfits go around hosing and spraying down the funky assailants......

Then I remembered that we don’t want to encourage bad behavior

I’m under the impression that CDPR, like WB, is lowkey trying to shirk on their financial obligations to their partners/mitigate loss by currying favor with their audiences.