Thank you. Everytime I consider that maybe the other fans are right and DMC just wasn’t up to the caliber of the original(s), I hear this....

...and all is right in world

I’m just waiting for the trailer where Dante has to deal with some angels

Dante: “So the angels are going to act up to, huh?”
Angel: “Move, abomination”
Dante: “Whatever. Angel, Demon, you all look ugly on the insi-”

*purple portal opens and a black foot stomps angel flat”

Yeah, it was the magazine conversation that made it clearer for me.

“Some of the pages are stuck together”
“Ellie...”
“Just kidding. But why are they all dudes?”
“*sigh* ELLIE”

Well received sci-fi cartoon (anime?) made by Peter Chung in the 90's about a scantily clad, leatherbound agent fighting her lover/nemesis Trevor Goodchild. It was trippy in many ways, but hit some good story beats like two episodes being the same slaughter, first from the Aeon’s triumphant point of view and the…

But wasn’t VC a paid store front for a la carte purchases before? Wouldn’t that make it more like VUDU turning into a subscription service?

Actually, yes. Yes I do. Both are ass backwards.

Thank you for proving our point.

THERE’S A RYTHM GAME IN DRAK 3?! WAS GETTING EVERY WEAPON NOT ENOUGH!>@#@!

Because we’ve explored violence, as a society, to a greater degree than we ever have with sexuality.

“Oftentimes when people argue that something is or isn’t censorship, it’s a proxy argument for whether said censorship is or isn’t wrong.”

ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 

I........can’t

I just not sure if the world is ready for Modern Bubsy...

Can we get Happy Harcore back?

GODDAMNIT, JANGO. I came to this article hoping no one would dare mention this...

...AND YOU MENTIONED IT.

What’s “Revali’s Gale”?

He is Shadman the madman. It is a pleasant madness....sometimes

I’ve never completed a Zelda game before, what did Link do?

Protag is pussywhipped

GODDAMNIT, JANGO. I WAS TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT THAT MADMAN

Beyblade was the shit back in middle school. We used to put four binders on the lunch table for the arena. Gen 1 Beyblades were amazing.

I’m not going to spoil the manga for you, but there is some pretty ingenious use of Ajin physiology in combat - relocation included

“Maybe one day, people will take my sentiment seriously” - McLuhan