To be fair, Gorillaz is a bonafide modular group. Miku Hatsune is not. Gorillaz can generate music that's practically gauranteed to be good to us Americans. Miku isn't.

Or in the case of Bayonetta 2, things that the US doesn't even get (YES I AM STILL SALTY ABOUT THE FP EDITION).

But what can we complain about? We got everything before everyone else every other time

And THIS, ladies and gentleman, is the crux of the matter. It isn't that Samus can't crawl. It's that she can't conventionally crawl in her armor. Trying to take that stance would be spatially inefficient: she'd move all slow and awkwardly (not to mention she probably wouldn't fit anywhere)

That being said, DAT ZERO…

I know it didn't, but it SHOULD HAVE

I was simultaneously ready and not ready for that......

Though, I wonder if that line of advertising would've yielded more sales

SEGA thought it was a failure. I doubt Nintendo thought it was. You know, considering who funded it and all.....

D-DID YOU JUST MAKE A SUCCINCT SUMMATION OF GENDER RELATIONS IN VIDEO GAMES!?

I wish this wasn't true, but it is.....

Goddamn grammar is fun.....

It's almost as if the song is trying to apologize to you in the last 30 seconds by having Miku return to singing.

I think I may have actually understood the grand majority of the story for the first time in that game.

You conveniently left out Bullet and Makoto. They are integral to the plot.....

Short Answer: Yes.
Long Answer:

Krystal costume for Luka plz

All we need is Luka in a Crystal outfit.

BARRISTERS. BARRISTERS. LIKE BAR MEMBERS. DETECTIVES AND DEFENSE ATTORNEYS.

I was expecting magic espresso familiars too. But alas, it wasn't to be.

*Zelda pushes Link off horse, mounts and rides Epona into the sunset*

Samurai Pizza Cats

*munches on pizza*

"There's no need to dismiss it as "just a way to pass the time". For some, the pastime is a way of life."

Does it have Dragon Fanservice? #NoShame