Gawker can suck Detroit's dick.

No, it doesn't mirror the Ultra model. And that's a good thing.

Qatar?

This is in Michigan so the *pop* will be on the house.

Oh, these are all very straightforward:

St. Jetersburg - A Tale of Rounding the Bases

Here's a bunch from the Steven Seagal catalogue alone:

Is it better or more moral to expunge imperfection from the game at the cost of losing tracks like the Nürburgring? Do we lose our humanness? What is perfection?

Rasheed Abdul Wallace

Random portlandian makes fun of a local guy named terry.

Portlandian didn't check which street he was on

Terry busts three caps in portlandian's ass

Portlandian died of dissin' Terry.

Look, these kids are 12 and the Internet exists. They're already well-versed in scat, donkey porn, bukkake, shemales, what have you.

A clear, well-written, intelligent letter with no grammatical errors, spelling mistakes, curse words or racial epithets?

All I know is that modern video gaming could not have captured his dominance.

This seems like a lot of work to prepare for the Raiders and their fans. It's like scrubbing your toilet bowl with your toothbrush because you know you're having Popeyes later.

Sing us a song you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a clusterfuck
And there's no end to this shitshow in sight

The only difference between Darren Rovell and a Scientologist is that the business school marketing professor got to his empty, soulless head before the guy with the E-meter and the copy of Dianetics did.

It called a "michigan special" michigan is the only state that allowed more than double the federal maximum gross weight... The federal max is 80,000lbs. That includes driver, fuel, tractor, trailer, and the load... Michigan however you can gross up to 164,000lbs as long as you have enough axles to support it. The max…

That, is why you fail.

"Don't be idiotic, Dom. He was fired for being white."