NecoOrtiz
Neco Ortiz
NecoOrtiz

I had the same reservations about Spring Breakers, but was pleasantly surprised. I really enjoyed it!

I agree. That one line was pretty jarring and seemed randomly thrown in there. It just wasn’t relevant here.

My mom told me to not get this, and as it came out when I was a child, I never did. She said there wasn’t enough research done and she didn’t want me being a guinea pig. (Disclaimer: My mom is not an anti-vaxxer in any way and I’ve had every other required shot.)

I thought I’d be fine. SO MANY TEARS OMGGGG

Those sad Totino’s look how I feel after I’ve eaten Totino’s.

And this is why I started riding my bike to and from work. Weekday morning A train is a cesspool.

Wegman’s is life. Wegman’s is love.

CSA ALL DA WAYYY! This is my first year doing it and it’s so much better than half rotten food my local Brooklyn supermarket has.

That picture of him is great on the one hand. It looks like he just shit himself and is just resigned to sit around in it for the rest of his life.

rekt.

rekt

When I graduated college I (surprise surprise) couldn’t find a job right away and got to a point where I just needed SOMETHING ANYTHING EEK. So I accepted a job in a daycare at a gym, but people didn’t really bring their kids so I did a lot of front desk work. In the six months that I worked there, I got harassed by

I thought wife, sister in law, and brother. I was REALLY confused but I guess I had a good time.

This all seems very Tucker Max-esque.

I didn't read it. I didn't read any of them. Just please....stop posting about it all.

SAME! Granted it's like 4am now and we'll just ignore that I'm watching dancing groomsmen when the sun is about to come up soon, but ugh. Even if it was 9pm I'd find this kinda lame. I don't get why this and extravagant dancing proposals are such a thing now.

Me and my roommate are trying to start a Serial Over Cereal discussion day with friends. So far it's just two of us, but I'm confident for season two.

Thanks, and I'm sorry you go through the same thing. ): It makes me feel like I'll never have those innocent, amazing holiday experiences of my childhood again. My boyfriend has a really open-minded, accepting family and he's just having the time of his life during the holiday while I'm looking for distractions.

Apparently it isn't a holiday anymore without my family making racist jokes and making jokes/complaints about current events (Obama and Michael Brown were tonight's topics of interest). The older I get, the more depressing the holidays are for me because I realize how insanely different I am from my family members. I

I voted Green party and I feel like I wasted my vote. I just don't feel passionately about either main party. This was my first time not voting Democrat and I'm not sure how I feel about my decision still...