Ladies and gentlemen, the Saturn SC (in teal, of course):

Take your pick. Bonus points if it’s teal.

yay! everyone’s a winner!

No plaid interior, Tesla I am Disappoint

I’m a 3rd generation attorney, meaning pops was (well, still is) an attorney... that charge didn’t stay on the bill.

Since it's not filled with "You made a statement I disagree with, so you have inferior genitalia" type comments, I do not consider you to be an asshole. Merely providing a counterpoint to my point.

Agreed, it is 2015 after all...

sunglasses

Holy shit.

Good choice no doubt, but I was hoping for a Purrgani

Dammit Tavarish, if you don't stop this whole "here's how to make the cheap ones reliable" thing, there won't be any good cheap performance cars out there when I can finally get around to affording one.

pulling, its not like towing.

I went through a half dozen different plastic polishes on both headlight/tail light lenses as well as interior trim pieces. The main problem is that the smooth and shiny appearance immediately after polishing is very short lived and the plastic frosts over in a short time. Also, the quicker polishes contain coarser…

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And at that moment, your only thought will be: I have never, at any point in my life, at any moment in my existence, at any second in the history of the universe, wanted so badly to own a Toyota Avalon.