Hi Phil,

Yoda?

With a sad looking face like that, he ought to be on one of those NFL “No More” campaign posters....

In fact:

Brian Roberts is the Brian Roberts of basketball.

How can you not see it? The dress is white and gold...

Brandon McCarthy approves

I could raise more money from Columbus residents to keep the Browns out of the city.

“Always knew I was a trendsetter.”

The Kings were planning to honor Vlade Divac with his own statue, but the project turned out to be a giant flop.

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

I hope Kobe scores 40 in this game. On 113 shots.

My friend says you made up your friend.

No amount of stars could justify the brilliance of this comment.

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

….Manziel partied with a fake wig

“Things We Actually Like”

This is their old team doing this to them, too. That’s like god having Browns fans by the wrists and bashing them in the face with their own hands yelling, “WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?!”