I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Can’t we have our escapism to escape ?

This feels like a weird definition of theft, but whatever.

So... Delta had intended to fly him as the only passenger on that flight, but due to mechanical issues, he had to take an even later flight?

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

Even on a smaller scale, I totally get why the USOC not only wants our athletes to remain as uncontroversial as possible, particularly while participating in international competitions, but also why a blanket ban on political expression is far more desirable than putting themselves in the position of judging which…

There is no stronger representation to the world about what America is about than this. I’m so confused when the governing body wants to sanction this, the best propaganda we can send out. This reminds people everywhere that they too can live somewhere where they can speak out without fear. This is a shining example…

Did a girl in a Ford slow down to take a look at you?

From a 2014 trip:

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

That’s not the point here. Colin said repeatedly that he doesn’t believe he’s owed a platform, and that he’s happy to stay away from where he’s not welcome. The problem is that they gave him a panel, very clearly told him it was okay to advertise to his fans that he’d be there, and then took it away AFTER him and a…

Teen Passenger Mode  

He’s the anti-Chuck Norris!

Nathan Peterman once tried to stop the clock by spiking the ball into the ground... and missed.

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

“Stewart told reporters that Campbell had recently met with the financially troubled, scooter-confined former heavyweight fighter Joe Louis and that Campbell had told Stewart, “I don’t want to end up like Joe Louis.””