shut up

Have they mentioned what the annual fee will be to unlock the shifter?  Can I pay a flat rate at purchase to keep the shifter unlocked?

My brother in law is a Jets fan.  Talk about a guy who makes poor life choices. 

BMW’s version of Apple Car Play automatically disables your turn signals, but unless you click through 78 layers of iDrive to opt out, it subscribes you to monthly blinker fluid deliveries. Made in Germany, of course. 

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?

If you think that she is a folk hero, you have issues. This wasn’t a case of Robin Hood, this is a person with psych issues who is selfish and as evil as the so-called corrupt people she stole from. NY is right...if she profits from this, it means that the crime continues.

I was tempted to give it the benefit of the doubt because I once got a blowjob in the parking lot of the Rooster T Feathers comedy club, but then I realized Rooster T Feathers is in Sunnyvale, not Santa Clara.

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

Hard to argue against something even a Michigan fan is capable of understanding

What I read as I skimmed through responses:

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

When he gets older, it’ll be like talking to Google Assistant in real life, because it responds to “Okay google”

Thousands of people without power on a Saturday night, a few stuck in elevators, the subways are shut down, no restaurants or shops open, broadway shows canceled and 30 years to the day from the last big black out.

I don’t know – according to Billy Haisley at Deadspin, the signing doesn’t help Barcelona move forward. On the other hand, Billy Haisley at Deadspin says the signing makes Barça “legitimate contenders, if not favorites, to win the Champions League.” Then again, others think it’s too soon to judge this signing, like…

- everyone watching him roll around on the ground

Ralph Wilson: “He’s winning but he doesn’t look like the guy who lost 4 super bowls, get rid of him”

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

Me, every time these articles/videos show up: “This is getting old.”